• A way of describing something in way that shouldn’t be good, and yet somehow is.

• simultaneously showing irrational pride

This is just a place for me to build upon my graphic and web design skills. If you dont like my site, get the fuck on ;) no one told you to check it out haha, o wait I may have haha. This is my 3rd domain, and I have been around the net for a long time haha im talking the mija.nu,5ilver.net days LMAO. This is one of 5 domains that I currently own, and yes I have a few projects in the works. I have had 5 layouts, the first 2 I coded in notepad and after that i have used wp, thumbnails hopefully coming soon lol. My whole site was on a hiatus off and on for about 6 months and I relaunched it in the middle of July.

• Disk Space: 638 GB monthly +2 GB / week
• Bandwidth: 7800 monthly +40 GB / week
• Operating System: Debian Linux

• MySQL 5 Databases
• Webmail
• Php 4 & 5
• Perl
• Python
• Unix Shell
• Ruby on Rails
• Ftp
• .Htaccess
• Stats
• Raw log files

• Adobe PhotoShop
• Adobe Illustrator
• Ulead PhotoImpact
• Ulead Gif Animator

• Notepad
• Wordpess 2.6 with the following plugins
  • Akismet v2.2.1
    Akismet checks your comments against the Akismet web service to see if they look like spam or not. You need a WordPress.com API key to use it. You can review the spam it catches under “Comments.” To show off your Akismet stats just put <?php akismet_counter(); ?> in your template. See also: WP Stats plugin.Matt Mullenweg
  • Ajax Spell Checker v0.6
    The MOD of spellchecker plugin for wordpress using this Ajax spellcheckerzz85 & m0n5t3r & emil & broken-notebook
  • Blogroll Links v1.0
    Displays blogroll links on a Page or Post. Insert <!--blogroll-links category-slug="blogroll"--><!--/blogroll-links--> to a Page or Post and it will display your blogroll links there.Rajiv Pant
  • Cricket Moods v3.7.1
    Allows an author to add multiple mood tags and mood smilies to every post.Keith “kccricket” Constable
  • Comment Plugger v1.1
    Gives a list of that last people to comment on a post, with a link to their site if they provided one.Nick Momrik
  • Get Recent Comments v2.0.2
    Display the most recent comments or trackbacks with your own formatting in the sidebar. Visit Options/Recent Comments after activation of the plugin.Krischan Jodies
  • GeneralStats v0.73
    Counts the number of users, categories, posts, comments, pages, links, tags, link-categories, words in posts, words in comments and words in pages.Bernhard Riedl
  • Hide/Cut Post Text v2.0
    Hide (so no one, or only users above a certain userlevel, can see) or cut (so only viewable on post’s permalink page) portion(s) of post text. Link text for cuts can be defined per-cut or omitted, and if used, cut links are uniquely anchored.Scott Reilly
  • LifeStream v0.81b
    Displays your social activity in a lifestream. (Requires PHP5)David Cramer
  • My Page Order v2.6.1
    My Page Order allows you to set the order of pages through a drag and drop interface. The default method of setting the order page by page is extremely clumsy, especially with a large number of pages.froman118
  • WordPress.com Stats v1.3.4
    Tracks views, post/page views, referrers, and clicks. Requires a WordPress.com API key.Andy Skelton
  • Scrobbles v2.0
    Displays recently listened-to tracks on your site.Rob Miller
  • Flickr Photo Album v1.1
    This plugin will retrieve your Flickr photos and allow you to easily add your photos to your posts. Configure…Joe Tan
  • Upcoming Events v0.5
    Can take multiple iCalendar feeds and aggregate them into a listing of upcoming events suitable for use in the sidebar. Goto Options » Upcoming Events to define feeds.Jacob Steenhagen
  • WP-Plugin List v2.0
    By placing in your page or post by sources code or using toolbar icon ‘Plugin List’ in your Rich text editor(only if enabled) plugin replaces it with list of currently installed WordPress plugins.Martin Wiso
  • WP-Ban v1.31
    Ban users by IP, IP Range, host name, user agent and referer url from visiting your WordPress’s blog. It will display a custom ban message when the banned IP, IP range, host name, user agent or referer url tries to visit you blog. You can also exclude certain IPs from being banned. There will be statistics recordered on how many times they attemp to visit your blog. It allows wildcard matching too.Lester ‘GaMerZ’ Chan
  • WP Grins v1.5
    A Clickable Smilies hack for WordPress.Alex King